Ten….
One to change the
light bulb…
Four to say that
they’d already had the idea, but didn’t want to show anyone what they were
doing until they’d polished their light-bulb-changing technique…
Two to point out
that someone else had already changed a light bulb, so changing another one was
unoriginal and thus not worthwhile…
Three to call
light bulbs a new technology that was going to be catastrophic for traditional
literature…
And One to figure
out that writers are terrible at maths.
Everyone's so serious at the moment, but I thought I would offer a stolen joke to lighten the writers' load. And now for the inevitable self-promotion, but if you see something you like you'll be glad you stopped by...
Proofreading: £4.50 per 1,000 words
Copy-editing: £5.90 per 1,000 words
(Reductions made for books over 80,000 words)
Manuscript Assessments from £170.00
Synopsis Writing from £170.00
Friendly, Professional and Affordable Services and Support for Authors at Whoosh Editing
(Please visit the website for international currency conversions.)
Free Ebook!
Who better to advise you on the subject of self-publishing than forty indie authors who have been there, done that and, well, written the book?
Not-so-free Ebook!
Hundreds of books pass through Hayley Sherman's inbox each year. This book is a culmination of her experience as an editor and offers advice, examples and more than 40 exercises to help you achieve a novel to be proud of.
For more information email hayleysherman.editor@gmail.com
